How was the Earth created?

In the beginning there was only water and air, and the Earth had not been created yet. Suddenly an idea to create the Earth crossed the God’s mind. He met with the Devil who at the time was living under water, and asked him to be so kind as to bring some handfuls of mud from the bottom of the water. The Devil followed up on the God’s request and brought a handful of mud, and stuffed his mouth with some mud as well. The God took the mud from the Devil’s hand, and rolled it in his own hands. The mud instantly swelled up, and by doing so it started to gain the vastness and appearance of today’s Earth. The mud that was in the Devil’s mouth also started to swell up, so that he was not able to hold it in any longer, therefore he spat it all over the Earth. In places were the Devil had spat the mud, mountains appeared, and so this is how the Earth acquired its present day features.